badmonkey date=1417143581 said:
😱 That thing looks as painful as paying health insurance. 😱 😱 Isn't that ironic? [laugh]
I'm digging the turnbuckle action to stabilize the corners. Genius! 👍
Omfg it was the worst pain. I was hanging a corner, knee out and I feel a stab. Look down with my helmet light and this avocado sized cactus pear is embedded in my knee. I came to a skidding stop and went to extend my impaled leg towards the ground... And the effing thing stuck even deeper!!!
So I kinda freaked out a little then realized it wasn't going to get any better. Mind you I'm by myself some place I am not supposed to be after dark... Oh and the thorns are barbed... Keep that picture in your mind...
After about 30 seconds of freaking outish I realized the situation was not going to improve.
I tried to straighten my leg again to limp towards a nearby rock to sit on for the ensuing operation, but again the thorns just embedded into my knee farther.
A couple deep breaths and I decided it had to come out the HARD way (read painful!!) so I began to pull at the ball o' needles and every time I pulled out a few barbs... It rolled the opposite direction and stuck a few new barbs into my leg. Being a slow learner it only took me two or three repetitions before I had to devise another plan.
So I looked around the immediate vicinity for a stick I could use to thread between satans pin cushion and my now bleeding flesh..
Oh and it is about 100? at night and every thing that flys and buzzes was attracted to my head lamp I stood there, well stood is an operative word. More like hunched from the waist for twenty minutes or so prying chunks of cactus from my leg as is rolled and got a fresh bite of skin, every friggin time!
I eventually won and plucked all the individual spires from my knee and fingers and knuckles. Did I mention these were barbed??
I collected myself and took the short way back to the jeep.